Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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