Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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