How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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