How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
