I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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