i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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