I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba