Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates

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(352): View more from Florida

New low: just hacked my moms facebook

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?

(312): View more from Illinois

I get to be your mom.

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(206): View more from Washington

The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club

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(514): View more from Quebec

Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

THIS FUCKNUGGET

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DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

THE HO

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