Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo