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Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

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We did he did.

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When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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(586): Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it (586): We did he did. (586): When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers http://tfl.nu/dzfm

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I found somebody to have a 3 sum with

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shutup! Who?!?

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Hahaha April fools!

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(248): I found somebody to have a 3 sum with (586): shutup! Who?!? (248): Hahaha April fools! http://tfl.nu/w7zs

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the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.

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(248): the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick. http://tfl.nu/f71t

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A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.

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(480): A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card. http://tfl.nu/fah6

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.

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(732): my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum. http://tfl.nu/6d6p

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(801): View more from Utah

so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"

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(801): so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!" http://tfl.nu/yefk

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(661): View more from California

I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.

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(661): I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck. http://tfl.nu/we3a

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(305): View more from Florida

i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot

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lets call myth busters

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(305): i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot (1-305): lets call myth busters http://tfl.nu/n34m

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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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(973): just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year. http://tfl.nu/md62

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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground

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(415): I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground http://tfl.nu/kjbx

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(845): View more from New York

Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.

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(845): Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was. http://tfl.nu/ww86

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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.

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That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.

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(985): Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world. (504): That's so nerdy and hot at the same time. http://tfl.nu/tw1i

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(808): View more from Hawaii

RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS

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That's me emphasizing the ridiculous

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(808): RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS (808): That's me emphasizing the ridiculous http://tfl.nu/j8gk

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(512): View more from Texas

If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.

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(512): If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic. http://tfl.nu/ogiy

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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO

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(269): CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO http://tfl.nu/xwnd

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