did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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