butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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