Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Girls should come with a carfax report
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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