do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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