You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Farmville is her only friend.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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