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The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It's never too late to be topless.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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