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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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