is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm passing your future prison.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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