Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
