Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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