well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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