2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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