Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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