I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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