it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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