Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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