I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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