kristin has been a bad kristin
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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