that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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