He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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