i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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