I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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