you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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