i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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