My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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