yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I know her cup size but not her name....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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