just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just blew my weed a kiss
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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