have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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