dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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