ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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