dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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