I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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