She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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