I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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