Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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