Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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