it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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