i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My pussy is not your playground.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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