You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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