I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Drake has all the answers
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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