Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
there is glitter all over my balls
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