I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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