I wanna bring you to show and tell
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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