That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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