dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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