i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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