I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you