If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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Ours, apparently.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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