there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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